On December 15th, 2005, a nice play was pulled out, it was called "The Elections". Its was a kind of mixed up tragedy and comedy.

An example of the tragedies that happened was told to me by a close friend of mine who was the head of the Mosul office of the Higher Comissionary of Election in Iraq. I will tell you the story as it was told to me:

"On the election day and after the end of the election hours, the safe boxes of the votes were supposed to be brought to us by the heads of the election centers all around Mosul and under the protection of the kurdish militia 'Beshmarga'. I called the head of the beshmarga in Mosul to ask if they were ready to accompany our people to the Comissionary office of Mosul. He said that they have got orders not to interfere with the election whatsoever. And they will not protect the boxes nor the staff. There was no way that I would let my people come with the boxes unprotected by some kind of military force. So, I called the head of the Iraqi army in Mosul and asked him to call the american troops to escort my people down here. I did that for two reasons, first I did not want the Iraqi army in Mosul to be a part of the operation because at that time there were doubts in their loyalty. And second, I did not have the phone number of the leaders of the american troops in Mosul.

Anyway, a couple of hours later, humvees came with american troops and Iraqi national guards. And the safe transparent voting boxes were neither safe nor transparent. The original boxes were replaced with plastic and paper boxes like the ones we use in Iraq to carry tomato..!!!

No box was locked as it should have been, and no registration papers or counts for the people who voted were there.

I got crazy and I yaled at every one. I told the americans and the Iraqi national guards that I will not admit these boxes. Goddamn it I will ask for a re-do to all the elections in Mosul.

After about 30-minutes of yaling. The head of the Iraqi army in Mosul came with few of his people and I told him what was the problem. A few minutes later, a US army officer came along with an officer in the iraqi national guards and said that they will arrest me because I am hampering the democratic process and risking the security of Mosul..!!!

The head of the Iraqi army there pulled me aside to talk to me and he whispered that he will take me in an Iraqi military vehicle now to Baghdad to my house and will not let them arrest me. And that what he did. He distracted the other guys and sent two of his soldiers with me in a military car accompanied by two other military cars filled with soldier to take me home in Baghdad. I reached Baghdad after midnight.

What happened after I left Mosul is that my deputy acknowledged the receipt of the boxes and the counting was done. And guess what, most of Mosul turned out to be kurdish..???!!!

In the morning I went to the Elections Comissionary central office and I made a big fuzz about what happened and I asked to re-do the elections in Mosul and yesterday's votes were illegal and therefore should not be included in the vote count. After I calmed down, one of the Comissioners(which I will not reveal his name), came to my office and said:

You are still young, and you have just got your first baby few months ago. Mind your own business and don't jeopardize yourself and your family.

So, I swallowed my pride and left the comissionary and the whole country."

Many stories similar to that took place in different parts of the country like Anbar, Najaf, Baghdad, Basrah, and other provinces. And even outside Iraq. As I was in Amman in that period, I met some guys working there in the elections staff and told me about the unbelievable things that took place there. Basically, most of the votes of Amman were going to Ayad Allawi, but instead they were divided between Al-Hakim and the kurds.

Long live the Iraqi people, long live the democracy..

Now we will come to the Comedy part of the elections. The hilarious part is when the group of as*hole goes on TV and say that "We are an elected government, we represent the Iraqi people's will". Or when Al-Hashimi says "We do not accept to be marginalized , we demand our electoral rights in the representation in the government".

Long live the imported democracy..